alternate infinity on high designs - hum hallelujah
i learned that people can easily forget that others are human.
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.
I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it.
THIS FUCKED ME UP
If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn’t take her love for granted.
Going through hell for someone and in return being taken for granted was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. Never. Again.
blink 182 is so weird cause one second you’re listening to a song about blow jobs and then all of the sudden adams song comes on and you’re on the floor crying
They say in heaven there’s no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up they’ll be completely
Out of their forgiveness supplies
And I can’t use the telephone
To tell you that I’m dead and gone
So you won’t know